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awful waffle 

a girl has her pants pulled down and they hold a tennis racked hard against her butt, then they take a hairbrush up and down the racket.

It was easy to over do. Sometimes they would chant awful waffle. This was a crude variation of the salute your shorts version. They generally stopped when the girl cried a lot or someone felt bad for her.
The worst I've ever heard was a girl was caught takin another girls mp3 player. The camp made her pick up garbage with her hands all day and she even missed lunch.

When she was being punished the other girl had taken syrup and butter from commissary.

They grabbed her at the far end of camp tackled her lifted her tennis skirt and pulled her briefs down, She got the worst Awful Waffle evr, It was sooo bad, her skin was raw!

After it was over the girls stuck a half frozen stick of butter up her butt, poured the syrup on her ass, pulled her briefs up and poured some syrup in her cooch & in her hair!

Her hands were tied in-front of her with tennis racket tape, gave her a little wedgie & sent her on her way. It was really hot that day, and the walk back wasn't short.

The syrup had been done before but it was the first time I heard of a stick of butter being shoved up another girls butt.
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Lava Waffle 

A vagina that is having a herpes outbreak while also on it's period. The term "lava" is used because it looks like a volcano. The term "waffle" is from the term "blue waffle."
Sawyer: Dude! Guess what?!?
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!
Lava Waffle by Fetish King March 4, 2011

Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.
Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!
Ninja Waffle by Attiria March 14, 2011

Johnny Waffle 

When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.
I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.

Salty Waffle 

During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.
She was acting up around his friends so he gave her a Salty Waffle.

twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.
"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."
twat waffle by icemft99 January 2, 2009

roffel waffle 

Waffles containing the word acronym ROFL imprinted on them. See roffel and waffle
I just ate roffel waffles for breakfast.
roffel waffle by Halo@sea July 2, 2005