Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025

Sand-racked

What my preacher says when he means "ran-sacked".

My kid came in and sand-racked the whole living room!

by BooBooZilla September 6, 2011

a rachel

Pulling a 'Rachel' involves consuming enough alcohol to dissolve all moral values and exiting a party, only to re-enter, and plant a smooch on the first male figure in the room. Then, later actually fall in love with this lucky man and live happily ever after.

"She sure pulled a rachel last night, she lip-locked the first boy she saw--thankfully they married after"

by jklgfghfghbjknk October 27, 2013

hot rachet

A steamy tool to loosen nuts.

Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.

Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.

by tooturnttimmy January 4, 2014

sad rachet

for someone who is ugly, not cool or sad.

eww you sad rachet

by ohmeee March 20, 2016

bi-ratched

A sophisticated person with ratched tendencies (ghetto).

For example Kim Kardashian's sex tape, or a female that buys expensive weave and leaves it in beyond the allotted time and things begin to grow like mold!

Cookie Lyon's of Empire is wealthy, looks great but will act bi-ratched in a second if you touch her weave.

by PaulaGComedy April 29, 2016

Cassie Rachel Keller

Someone who is extremely wack!

Man, Cassie Rachel Keller is so wack!

by Theboss_919 November 17, 2017