bi-ratched

A sophisticated person with ratched tendencies (ghetto).

For example Kim Kardashian's sex tape, or a female that buys expensive weave and leaves it in beyond the allotted time and things begin to grow like mold!

Cookie Lyon's of Empire is wealthy, looks great but will act bi-ratched in a second if you touch her weave.

bi-ratched by PaulaGComedy April 29, 2016

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Birtched

The act of removing ones tampon and throwing it blindly in order for sexual intercourse to take place.

Dude, It was all good until i woke up in the morning and found a bloody tampon on the floor, She totally Birtched me!

Birtched by TherealBJ June 11, 2010

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Related Words

bi-ratched • Biatched • biratchet • Birtched • bi • bi-lesbian • Bi Panic • bi-gender • Bi-furious • bi-lingual

biratchet

When you are half sophisticated and the other half of you is ratchet!

I thought my kids was causing me to become bi-polar and schizophrenic, but really, I am just ratchet as hell; but I am not ratchet all the time so I re-diagnosed myself as biratchet.

biratchet by PaulaGComedy December 27, 2017

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Biatched

Complained about something using various body parts other than your mouth.

I biatched my boyfriend out for putting it in my ass without permission.... nearly crushed his dick.

Biatched by Memphis123456 March 19, 2019

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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