procrasturbate

the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition

Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.

by KtownBrian November 8, 2021

procrastinater

A bitch that does not give two flying fucks about a task assigned or given by someone or themselves anytime of day or night PERRRRIOD------> .

Perra <----Spanish be acting like a full on procrastinater even though she keep saying she busy, tf wrong with her?

by Star Lewis August 18, 2021

Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

Procrasticycle

The longest cleaning cycle of an appliance, chosen for no other reason than being able to put off the next step for as long as possible.

I chose the procrasticycle on the washer because I just want to lay around for an extra 45 minutes.

by CheersnBeers September 14, 2021

Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

by MoonToast September 20, 2021

Procrastinator

Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.

Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."

by LastMinuteLarry November 28, 2021

Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.

Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022