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J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops
I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
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Job now

A quip used on Twitter to respond to a boring post.
“I feel the best when I’m outside tanning
- job now
by 420kushkilla March 20, 2021
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Gel Job

When a person gives a hand job to a man or fingers a woman with liberal use of lubricant.
'she were proper dry so I had to gel job it'
by Beesy83 December 22, 2012
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Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.
Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.
by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016
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tickle job

A form of torture that is that equates to a blow job, but worse for women
I bet she'll enjoy a tickle job in bed
by tickleB0B August 21, 2019
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Trim job

The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time
Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs
by Funfunfun23 May 10, 2014
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Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.
Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing
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