Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show
You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto
by Therealistperson December 19, 2021
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luke prost

The sexiest man alive

“Did you see Luke Prost today? He made me so wet!”
“Today I sniffed Luke prost’s dirty boxers and I creamed my jorts
by Penis tucker July 06, 2019
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luke falzon

A litteral god. He is the definition of a ladies man and is exrtemely hot like you wouldnt be able to keep your eyes off him. He also has a gf yelena who is obsessed with him and is madly in love. She always says she dreams of him bc hes that hot to her. She also likes to post stories of them taking a bath together bc she wants to show off hes hottness.
Damnnn hes a hot dude.
He must be a luke falzon.
by Victoria fenech June 01, 2022
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Luke Monkhouse

Person 1: eww he’s drinking leaves

Person 2: That’s a Luke Monkhouse
by zIPubstxmp January 24, 2020
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Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.
Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
by avadabest1 November 26, 2021
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luke x sam

luke and sam are dating and they watch movies together
lets go luke x sam
by gigachadwill June 14, 2022
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Luked

When you get fucked with a jalapeno popper while bending over a car.
Damn I could really go for getting Luked right now.

Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.
by pk's mom September 04, 2020
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