Fuck you, that's how! 

The appropriate response to any and all irritating, stupid or outright pointless questions revolving around how something came to be. Not to be confused with "Fuck you, that's why!"...

When asked... "How did you do that?!"

Immediately and forcefully respond with...."FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW!"

or

When asked..."How do I use this?"

Respond with..."Fuck you, that's how!"

Fuck you, that's how! by The method to madness November 19, 2014

that's how I roll 

That is how I like to do things.

I know I'm always wearing a bathrobe but that's how I roll.

that's how I roll by Jeremy Y July 6, 2006

Bitch How 'Ya Durrrn? 

A common form of greeting, used primarily to welcome a member of the opposite sex. Should be followed with a hearty reply of "Durrrn Well!"

First used by the incomprable Max Donager.

When I walk through the door I'm like "Bitch How 'Ya Durrrn?"

And she was all "Durrrn Well 'n shit."

Bitch How 'Ya Durrrn? by Sippmastaflex March 2, 2010

So how about those Whammers? 

Segway: Implies that we are off topic for #star_citizen

<Anything off topic said for an extended period>

"So how about those Whammers?"

So how about those Whammers? by Null0_222 May 22, 2022

And that's how you land a plane 

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch

Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane

And that's how you land a plane by mecheng99 November 17, 2017

God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

God knows how long by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 2, 2021

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance 

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance by bill a. January 11, 2004