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A store that sells a few good things, and a lot of crappy things. I'll go there to buy a bracelet or a pair of shoes, maybe a band shirt. I don't think that wearing Hot Topic clothes makes you different, because, as your first grade teacher probably told you, your clothes don't make you "different". I also don't understand why some people think that wearing Hot Topic pants makes them better than everyone else.
Hot Topic kid: z0mg you suck!

Me: erm...why?

Hot Topic kid: because, your pants are from American Eagle, they're so normal and conformist!

Me: So?

Hot Topic kid: MY pants are from Hot Topic. That means I'm better 'cause I'm an individual!

Me: 0_o
Hot Topic by Purple Zebra June 17, 2007
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Hot Avery 

A term describing the sexual act of belching into your partner's ear as you orgasm.
"I gave Ted a Hot Avery last night. He totally loved it."
Hot Avery by ophelia69 February 26, 2007
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A clothing store in which one travels to in order to obtain various articles of apperal. This establishment markets their merchandise towards those who desire to appear hardcore and to be original. But by shopping at this Hot Topic, you are not really original because anyone can shop there. If by shopping there you are looking to be original you are not original because if you were original you would already be original and not trying to be. If original is not something you are already then shop there. Much love to Johnny. Hot Topic is the system.
Hey I got this shirt at Hot Topic I look H.C.!
hot topic by johnroxmysox January 6, 2005

Hot muffin 

When one cups his own fart into his hand, and then proceeds to place said cupped fart over his friends nose, creating a smell you can taste
Pedro finished his hard boiled eggs, farted into his hand and gave Krystal a nice hot muffin.
Hot muffin by gnosdingos March 28, 2009

Hot Cosby 

Referes to rape and the rape allegations of Bill Cosby.

Source: Anonymous student at South Park Elementary.
Cartman: Have you given her the old Hot Cosby yet?
Butters: No we saw a movie and now we’re going to the park
Cartman: Butter’s, we don’t’ have time for that. I told you, you have to cut the to the chase with a Hot Cosby.
Hot Cosby by Michael Montez November 8, 2015
1. The netting definition is hot shit.
Hot Shit by tyson January 28, 2003

hot dog warmer 

I'd like to warm my hot dog in that cooch
hot dog warmer by the hanz January 26, 2004