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Pale Donkey

Pale Donkey (Pa-le Don-key)
~noun
1. A girl of questionable morals, whom for various reasons you would never admit to sleeping with, for fear of unrelenting ridicule from your friends or derision from the fairer sex.

-Synonyms 1. slump buster, swamp donkey

1. If one of your friends banged her, would you give him shit for it?

2. Would you describe her as being Fat, with an F?

3. If a hot chick walked by, would you pretend like you didn't know the beast you were sitting next to?

4. In order to stoke yourself into doing the nasty with this chick, do you have to drink at least a half-bottle of whiskey, wine, or absinthe?

If the answer is yes to any of these four questions, then the chances are that you are about to embark on a session of pale donkey riding, to be immediately followed by a session of deep regret.
Pale Donkey by Donkey Phantom October 8, 2008

Concrete Donkey 

The end-all, be-all of weapons in the Worms games (especially Worms Armageddon and Worms World Party). It's a huge statue of a donkey that falls from the sky and crushes anything and everything beneath it, ripping a big hole through the landscape and causing widespread death and chaos. Especially lethal if Double Damage is in use on that turn.
Shawn would have won if I had not used the Concrete Donkey on her team....
Concrete Donkey by RatchetBoo October 13, 2003

juju the donkey 

Juju the donkey, known originally as "juju magarul" is a devine entity, the superior being, he is the creator of the world as we know it. friend of tsutsu the mule, originally known as "tsutsu armasarul", he contributed to the creation of the universe and the physics that comes with it. he is the embodiment of evolution, of preosperity, of continous learning, of general well being. juju the donkey is everyting, the coffee that wakes you up in the morning, the adderall that enhaces your studying abilities the night before the exam, the weed that enlightens you, the epiphany of our existance. juju is something we have within ourselves, as well as something yet to be discovered. when you feel down, dont blame it on god, your antourage, yourself, or any other irrelevant creatures, that have no impact on your emotional state.He is the only one who can truly help you. when you have sex and you feel like you can no longer hold it, it is juju who will prevent your ejaculation through his holly blow. juju the donkey is the type of deity who will extricate you from the moral pressure of being the unsignificant dipshit that you are, generating a sublime wave of happiness and euphoria, effects that can be easily obtained by snorting some coke. juju the donkey is the type of guy who drove his mom to the hospital when he was born, who asked them what their emergency was when he called 911. respect juju, worship him, confide in him, he is true saviour of our free world.
juju the donkey told me to drop out of school and sell burgers at McDonald's and now i make millions thank you
juju the donkey by Vadim the Gopnik November 24, 2020

tinker-donkey 

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.
The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.
tinker-donkey by nick4279 March 12, 2008

Uni-Donkey 

If a unicorn fucked a donkey with its penis and it’s horn creating its offspring the Uni-Donkey
I breed a Unicorn and a Donkey creating a new mystical beast the Uni-Donkey
Uni-Donkey by DeltaWasNotHere August 3, 2018

Dominican Donkey Dick 

Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.
I want some Dominican Donkey Dick