Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape

It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.

I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.

All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape by Leet-Crazysnaps-Mcgee October 8, 2011

Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin

While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.

Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!

Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

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Related Words

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Electric Clown

Tweakers who have two faces, that get the elders drunk and then steal all their money. After, they clown around accomplishing nothing and smoking marijuana constantly, which makes them USELESS.

Me- My aunt and cousin just got my grandma drunk and stole all her money

Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!

Electric Clown by clown smuggler September 19, 2009

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Death Clown

A person who laughs during a funeral.

My family shunned me after I became a death clown.

Death Clown by Science02 July 24, 2016

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Bathroom Clown

When a person uses too much makeup or perfume/cologne and comes out of the bathroom to show the world what hookers looked like in the 60s.

What a bathroom clown, with that much makeup you could paint a house.

Bathroom Clown by MrGoddamnMoseby October 10, 2016

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Vagina Clown

When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!

As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow

Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown

Vagina Clown by SheCreature July 21, 2018

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Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)

"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"

Californian clown car by @werd_the_weirdo July 31, 2018

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