The whale

Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys

Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke

"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"

"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"

by Nosher little August 15, 2022

my whale

My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal 🥰

Chantal you’re my whale !!

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 24, 2018

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Sperm Whale

An Obese promiscuous woman

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024

septic tank whale

A person who is loving and confident in their body. They are always full of joy. Everyone loves to be around them.

That girl over there is one hot septic tank whale

by Nerdygamer557 November 19, 2023