Twat outfit 

An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.

Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?

Twat outfit by KimPossible33 July 5, 2024

Twat Mallet 

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

Twat Mallet by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat-Matt 

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

Twat-Matt by anonymous August 22, 2024

twat-e-glance 

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

twat-e-glance by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

Twat babble 

Bender Mahaney incoherent negro speech

This clown had twat babble spewing out of his mouth after blowing coke and dudes for three days.

Twat babble by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem December 11, 2024

Twat Swatting 

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

Twat Swatting by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Twat Swap 

Twat swapping is the term used for couples who partake in swinging. Typically referring to the females being swapped between the partners.

FRIEND: "Hey did you hear why Chris and Ryan haven't been at practice. THEYVE BEEN TWAT SWAPPING KAREN AND LISA EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT INSTEAD OF GOING TO PRACTICE.

FRIEND 2: No way

Twat Swap by Antibarbie69 April 30, 2025