half-sibling-in-law

1- Half-sibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-sibling.

half-sibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.

Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024

naval slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the receiver's open mouth while pulling back on the tip and releasing it, slingshotting the seamen in the condom into the back of the recipient's throat.

You going on another date with Tony?

I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.

The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.

by W.R.Slade February 14, 2024

Older sibling

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie

johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."

person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."

by maya froggie March 13, 2024

fanta sizing

verb. to determine the size of your soda bottle

I was fanta sizing my coca cola bottle.

by femboythatscool March 25, 2024

My Sibling in Gygax

A gender neutral, non-religious alternative to the phrase "My brother in Christ." It is used to address a person(s) who plays the table-top game Dungeons and Dragons (or enjoys other nerdy hobbies), which was co-created by Gary Gygax. As "My brother in Christ" has developed more nuances, this adoptive phrase has as well, and may not be intended as addressing someone who is acting in error or ignorance.

"This D-twenty is rolling shit tonight."
"My sibling in Gygax, throw the thing in Dice Jail."

by MDIAB March 27, 2024

titty slinger

A women's bra.

Hey honey, could ya hand me my titty slinger I gotta get ready for church.

by Mole lady March 29, 2024