just got squirreled 

A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).

The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.

just got squirreled by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

full of squirrels 

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

full of squirrels by Squirrelatron August 20, 2016

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut by Uncle Dimma August 14, 2023

squirel 

A super energetic person who is fun to be around. Always down to hang. They are truly one of a kind.

Oh Squirel, yeah I know them.

Squirel ate 8 ice cream cones in one sitting, it was insane.

squirel by zovczuirxp September 30, 2020

Squirteling 

The act of nutting in a girl then taking her outside and putting a hose in her vagina and squirting water in her body and it coming out of her mouth.

I nutted in Maddy and she had to go squirteling.

Squirteling by connorayden69 February 10, 2021

Mississippi Squirel 

The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.

When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.

Mississippi Squirel by BuschBoy30 May 22, 2013

blue squirel 

When A Cock Ring Is Too Tight And You Lose Circulation In Your Dick And It Turns Blue

That night sucked, it ended with a blue squirel.

blue squirel by Cris nic kevin February 21, 2017