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squirteling 

When you blow your load all over a girls face
You pull out and you squirteling in her face
squirteling by Psyco 007 August 12, 2016

Squirteling 

Blowing a load all in a girls face.
I was squirteling all in Susan's face last night.
Squirteling by Psyco 007 August 12, 2016

squirteling 

When a man jizzes onto a woman on any area of her body, then the woman proceeds to put it in her mouth, and then spit it out at a high rate of speed.
Tonight, I hope that me and Jenna will go squirteling.

Squirteling 

When you're having sex with a girl, then you put a large carboard box on your back like a turtle shell, drink some water and then you spray the water from your mouth into her face, while screaming "SQUIDDLE ME THIS!!", while nutting on her face at the same time.
"Yo bro, last night, me and my girl squirtled"
"Hey, I was right about to ask you if you were up for some squirteling"
Squirteling by r/jawline August 15, 2024

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.
"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
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