the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003

soft-shoe

A large, black genius who crushes anybody who dares to appose him. Also, a potential cult-leader.

Tom: Did you see that soft-shoe on "Hannity and Colmes" last night?

Mike: Yeah! He made that doctor look like the thin-skinned, low-rent faggot he is!

by Rodney McDicklicker April 16, 2007

Soft Shoulder

A Boob, tit, breast, etc.

I tripped and accidently grabbed her soft shoulder.

by SoccaSupersta April 12, 2003

soft

Kim Jungwoo from NCT.

"Darn Jungwoo is the softest boy in the world"

by sonnie uwu June 1, 2018

Nebraska Soft Serve

A subset of the famed cleveland steamer, a Nebraska Soft Serve is the act of defecating on the chest of one's sexual partner after undergoing a strict diet of nothing but corn for at least three days prior to intercourse.

Thanks to that new all-corn weight loss diet she's on, my girlfriend gave me my first ever Nebraska Soft Serve last night!

by popandstreud April 14, 2010

Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

mr. softie

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

by lavazza July 28, 2006