noodle struddle

a toaster struddle's ugly half sister, except is filled with scriven.

Guy 1: i swear last night i bit into scriven when i was eating a toaster struddle

Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle

by Christinapk December 27, 2007

Noodles

A slang term for Asian people.

When you're at a bar and large part of the crowd is Asian, one can say, "man it smells like noodles in here."

by that boi DK March 2, 2010

Noodle a la mode

The sexual act of placing spaghetti noodles on a woman 's vagina and then having vigorous sex with it. When the noodles are all steamy and smooshed the male ejaculates on them. After this step they both enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner with homemade sauce.

That bitch actually wanted me to pay for some spaghetti at a restaurant when I made her some perfectly good noodle a la mode.

by MastadonWeindog May 17, 2011

Noodle-brain

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

by dirty facts May 9, 2019

Fat Noodle

Extremely wide penis considered to be a myth originating from Outer Mongolia. This elusive create has never been documented or photographed.

Hey lady check out this Fat Noodle.

by FunBuck August 19, 2008

wet noodle

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.

by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017

Good noodles

A phrase typicaly used for some good fucking food, and does not actually NEED to be some saucy ramen noodles. Has orgin in the rap culture

My mom: We are eating mushroom Soup for dinner
Me: SHUT up mummer, WE only EATIN good noodles tonight

by Herbodoodle January 28, 2018