Jizz kiss

When all members of a shitty band, stick their dicks on each others lips at the same time and cum. Also known as J Kiss

"All those dudes jizz kiss each other"

by Quinn Abyronie August 28, 2009

german jizz junkie

someone who is very fond of german sperm.

dude adolf hitlers girlfriend was a german jizz junkie

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

Jizz Pocket Rocket

a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)

Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!

by ubertyrant July 4, 2008

jizzed in my pants

To get a huge shock.

I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...

by pantswetter November 23, 2010

Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

Jizz Over 9000

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic

That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.

by DJ Simulation June 9, 2011

Hot Sauce Jizz

An emission as a result of the consumption of Taco Bell, Chipotle, or any Mexican food. This type of gratification can be categorized as "orgasmic" and is considered applicable to both sexes, despite the slang identification of it as semen.

Goob (Male) - Oh my word, this burrito is simply delicious! I've seemed to create a mess in my draws!

Booger (Female) - For the love of all that is just! You've definitely experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz! In fact, my burrito is equally scrumptious!

Goob - Have you experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz as well?

Booger - You're correct, my good sir!

by Nnamdi A. Goob April 17, 2011