Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

Jizz kiss

When all members of a shitty band, stick their dicks on each others lips at the same time and cum. Also known as J Kiss

"All those dudes jizz kiss each other"

by Quinn Abyronie August 28, 2009

german jizz junkie

someone who is very fond of german sperm.

dude adolf hitlers girlfriend was a german jizz junkie

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

Jizz Pocket Rocket

a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)

Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!

by ubertyrant July 4, 2008

jizzed in my pants

To get a huge shock.

I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...

by pantswetter November 23, 2010

Jizz Over 9000

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic

That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.

by DJ Simulation June 9, 2011

Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

by Lady Grey May 20, 2004