by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019
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Bob: hey darryl bum me a smoke?
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp
by nobodys_mom October 27, 2019
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This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...
I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...
by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019
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Get the Carpe Dieming mug.Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.
Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
by Juerdor Titsgo December 10, 2019
Get the carpe diememe mug.A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.
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