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carpenter donnie

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.
by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019
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Carp

Someone who will borrow shit and not pay you back. They will try to bum anything money, cigs, your car.
Bob: hey darryl bum me a smoke?
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp
by nobodys_mom October 27, 2019
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Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...
I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...
by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019
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Carpe Dieming

Keep ‘Carpe Dieming’ with 20% Repeat Deposit Bonus up to ₹2020.
by writerbylife December 4, 2019
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carpe diememe

Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.

Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
That meme will problem offend a lot of people... oh well, carpe diememe
by Juerdor Titsgo December 10, 2019
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Carpet

A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.
O mon dier he is such a carpet. I need a penis.
by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019
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Carp

Just some 8 year old on twitter who loves Popeyes and plays on a laptop
by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019
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