cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

by yayeah April 17, 2006

Jello Surprise

The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!

Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.

by Mikedakwik February 29, 2008

Chocolate Surprise

When one excretes their own feces into the mouth of another, much like eating a chocolate bar, or warm chocolate ice cream

When the bitch wouldn't suck me off, I gave her a chocolate surprise!

by farttroll February 27, 2003

cherry surprise

while the male is positioning his penis between a womans heaving bosum and then he proceeds to ejaculate on the females face and then punches her in the nose and yells "surprise".

my bitch called the cops after i gave her a cherry suprise last night

by matt oyler November 14, 2003

dutch surprise

An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.

You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead

by Little Lester July 20, 2003

cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa

He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!

by THE CANDYMAN emmmm May 8, 2011

raspberry surprise

the act of recieving fallatio from a red headed individual who you believed to be female. when the red wig falls off in your hands you look like a baker holding a raspberry pie with a surprised look on his face.

The jarhead in the corner of the Bangkok bar is sad because he just recieved his first raspberry surprise.

by Big D January 29, 2004