Pre Pussy Jitters

Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)

Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters

by Halvworld July 31, 2020

Pre-Naptual Agreement

The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.

"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."

by Deauley May 7, 2018

Pre-posal

Two people that aren’t yet ready to pop the big question but yet, are in love to a point of no return. Both parties have never felt this way before. Both have never been this sure about anything, so they need a pre-posal to truly lock him or her DOWN!

I love my girlfriend so much, but I’m not ready to propose…that’s okay, I think a pre-posal would be better instead, and she’ll be my pre-ancée

by Banditiboi January 20, 2024

Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Pre-Established Religion

Pre-established religions are religions that were established prior to the 20th century. (Ex. Judaism, Christianity, Paganism, Buddhism, etc)

B practices a Pre-Established Religion; I think it was Christianity forgot what branch though.

by BloodMoon Night February 3, 2025

Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.

Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot

by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025

Pre Christmas

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.

"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."

by Atheguy November 1, 2023