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Badger Game 

A con trick, which begins with a jailbait.

For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.

Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.

Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.

A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.

Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!

They progresses to holding hands.

"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.

At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.

Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.

The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.

"Now get out of there before I call the police!"

Mark beats a hasty retreat!

When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
Mark was a victim of the Badger Game.
Badger Game by Kerb November 30, 2004

LSD Game Emulator

A rare game unknown to most of the gaming populace which has grown a small cult following. The game was designed off of a 10 year long dream-journal. Gameplay features no combat, and focuses on exploration. Touching anything for a period of 3 seconds (some exceptions) teloports you to another area via "linking" Dreams usually path towards 4 ways. Upper, Downer, Static, and Dynamic. Terrain can become more sexual, violent, creepy, or distorted. Anyone who has ever done LSD will know that they got the repeating textures right, but the randomness is something you'd find from shrooms.
LSD Game Emulator is the most bizzare game I've ever played.
LSD Game Emulator by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011

pre game 

Getting pissed at someone's crib and then going to a club or bar late in the night. The aim is to get as fucked as you can before having to pay $10 per drink while you are out.
"Let's pre game at mine before we go poppin' in the City."
pre game by Diego September 14, 2003

acoustic game

A game that requires no electronic components. The term has been adopted by independent game designers as a way to distinguish a game as being non-electronic, without implying that such a game is "missing" something. Acoustic games range from ancient games like Chess and Go to modern games like Carcassonne and Settlers of Catan. The terms can also be applied to non-electronic versions of electronic games, like World of Warcraft: The Board Game.
"On a rainy day with close friends, I'd much rather play an acoustic game like Fluxx, Poker or Chinese Checkers than play video games."
acoustic game by Daniel Solis July 31, 2006

shove game

To physically penetrate any ofifice on a female. Usually reserved for the vagina, ass, or mouth, but acceptable (albeit not as gratifying) if the "player" uses the ear, belly button, or space in between the the other "player's" fingers/toes.
I really wanted to play the shove game w/ that little brunette w/ the short white skirt that walked by earlier.
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M: "Hey Laura, would you like to play the shove game w/ me in the bathroom?"
W: "I don't know, what's the shove game??"
M: "Just come into the stall and I'll show you real quick...and you might want to take off your pants."

shove game by powershot April 23, 2008

hump game 

term used to represent "skills in bed," usually used by douchebags or straight up badasses
"yo shorty over there givin me the look. ima holla at her a lil bit since she tryna see my hump game"

"yo bitch my hump game be proper"
hump game by jbay4 August 7, 2009