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True Blood 

A TV show which shows that interracial sex and intercourses are possible between species (Human/Werewolves, Humans/Vampire, Vampire/Vampire, Vampire/Werewolves, sometimes Human/Human, Human/Shifter, Fairy/Human, Fairy/Vampire, still waiting for Fairy/Shifter, Shifter/Vampire, and Shifter/Werewolf), even if reproduction is not (yet) effective.

It also shows the problem of integration of other kind of people and put in strong question the notion of racism.

The serial which put Darwin in a great philosophical fucking question, and which shows that Shroedinger was right.
True Blood, Serial 2, ep. 11, in the Sookie's house kitchen : "It's not a problem for you to feel his dead Willy inside of you ?"
True Blood, Serial 3, last ep. : well, nope, she is not properly human.
True Blood by Sethdetable June 28, 2011

cat blood 

CAT BLOOD! There once was a pastor of a now defunct church in the south, his name was Louis Lamonica (feel free to google that name). Ol' Louis loved to put the rape on the children of the members of his congregation. Not being a catholic priest he had to spice it up a bit and decided to take a cat and cut it's head off and throw the blood all over the children as he and others molested the holy ghost right out of them. He screwed them, he made them screw each other, and he made 'em screw a dog too! well anyways, he walks into a police department, confesses, and then is surprised that they arrest him... as well as being totally messed up in origin this slang term has come to mean the rape of something. It can also mean someone was going nuts. and can be used as a noun to describe your friend. Not that he engaged in child rape or crimes against nature, but he is a total suspect and should be watched all the same. Use it as an Interjection or exclamation also, that will really set the mood at a party or wherever the feeling strikes you.
to a friend... "sup, Catblood!"
at work, someone asks what you are doing reply "just cat-bloodin"
you see an attractive lady, say to her "OH YEAH I'M BOUT TO CATBLOOD ALL OVER YOU" well maybe dont say that.
someone offends you, imply they love sex with children and crimes against nature, "get this fruit drinking all this catblood and such" ... they wont mess with you again.
you see some guy with a beard (f.y.i. beards are totally lame) say "shave your cat blood-soaked jiz mop beard fruit bag"
cat blood by catblood October 21, 2010

ox blood 

Another name for the liquid form of amphetamine or speed.
man i had some mad ox blood the other night!
ox blood by jimbo7 July 30, 2008

Office Blood Pressure

An irregular blood pressure, usually found in highly nervous people, when they visit the doctor, or have an important appointment. The blood pressure turns normal, when they leave the office, or difficult situation, but it might rise again, by the slightest irritation, or excitement.
To have a very sensitive blood pressure.

Goat's blood

A multi-purpose substance used for anything imaginable. Satanic rituals, cleaning windows, unclogging toilets, you name it.
Man, I thought I was screwed when I broke that window...but I just applied some goat's blood and it was all fine.

VAGINA BLOOD BURP 

a bloody chunky excretion formulated in and around and excreted with force from the vaginal area.
"That's a chunky vagina blood burp!" Declared Richard.
VAGINA BLOOD BURP by Jonny January 27, 2007