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spearing the whale 

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

The Worst 

1. Moderately to extremely bad.
2. Not good.
3. Exclamation of badness
"Dude, I fell off my bike today." -Mike
"The worst!" -Joe

"I'm sorry, but you can't ride on the 1 cent pony at Meijer." -Mom
"The Worst!" - Kid

Dave's computer crashes...
"The worst!" - Dave
The Worst by 1345 May 27, 2010

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Another answer for the obvious, "Obviously." Made famous by Steve Martin in his "Wild and Crazy Guy" hit record from the seventies.
In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'

The Wizard

A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.
Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"
The Wizard by NomNomNick May 21, 2008

all the way 

used to describe having sex with a women without being vulgar.
yo, did you go all the way wit tina yesterday?
all the way by da madd scientist October 3, 2003

Drop Obama at the White House

To go to the bathroom, to take a dump same as dropping a stool or pinching a loaf drop the kids off at the pool or drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl
Excuse me, that burrito is killin' me, I gotta drop Obama at the White House