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spoon

An even more abbreviated version of the abbreviation sploon, a shorthand for the hit 3rd person shooter game by Nintendo, Splatoon.
"Yo dude. Hop on spoon. We doin' clam blitz"
by DingusDongus7583 November 23, 2024
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greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.
I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.
by Captains knot February 27, 2014
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Spoons

Liam: I have a strange fear of spoons 🥄
by Spoons 🥄 August 30, 2022
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spoon

noun. describes a type of person who takes enjoyment in stiring the pot. Someone who starts drama and problems for others with no reason at all.
That broad Sheila is a spoon. She likes to start drama for no reason.
by CLUTCH.2F June 26, 2021
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Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.
Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!
by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021
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cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
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Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020
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