3 definitions by Dwight k. Schrute
1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 9, 2020
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2019
Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.
Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
by Dwight k. Schrute August 3, 2007