unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022

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Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022

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Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

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kosher salt

(noun) a secret phrase used by some food enthusiasts to refer to a type of "food powder" that is often used to enhance the flavor and texture of dishes. This "food powder" is typically made from dried herbs, spices, and other seasonings that have been ground into a fine powder. The name "kosher salt" is used as a code word to keep the true nature of the powder secret, as it can be seen as unconventional or even unappetizing to some.

Hey, have you tried adding a sprinkle of kosher salt to your scrambled eggs? It's my secret ingredient, but don't tell anyone.

by mark_Tawin May 3, 2023

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