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11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.
by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025
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second cousin-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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second plane

A second piece of bad news which follows shortly after, and changes your understanding of, the first.
"Did you hear that Sarah's brother died?"
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."
by titijova November 18, 2023
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Second Thots

When you’re laying the pipe then randomly regret it.
Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.
by T1212 January 24, 2020
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.
Triple-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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The second you die

That's when.
Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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