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Were-penis by Casey Karn February 27, 2008
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":Yo Dude, I have totally rock-penis right now"
"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"
"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"
"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"
"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"
rock-penis by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008
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Pants Penis
the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.
Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
Pants Penis by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009
Pants Penis
Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.
Often occurs while sitting down.
Often occurs while sitting down.
Pants Penis by definitively October 23, 2009
money penis
The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.
Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?
Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
money penis by fartus jenkins August 20, 2011
The Penis Monkey
The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.
Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity!
The Penis Monkey by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019
More Venus than Penis
Phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (penis) in total attendees. Alternatively, one could reverse the words 'venus' and 'penis' in the phrase to mean that the event has more men, than women. See sausage fest
Phrase was originally coined by a man named Jeremy from Connecticut who was in charge of 'pre-party arrival recon' to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.
Phrase was originally coined by a man named Jeremy from Connecticut who was in charge of 'pre-party arrival recon' to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.
Guy1 (on phone)- How's that house party? Are there a good amount of girls, or is there alot of dudes?
Guy2- Hell yeah, definitely more venus than penis, my friend! Are you going to drop by or what?!
Guy1- I'm on my way now...(click)
Guy2- Hell yeah, definitely more venus than penis, my friend! Are you going to drop by or what?!
Guy1- I'm on my way now...(click)
More Venus than Penis by JeremySc December 22, 2008