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The North Berwick Nibbler

What is needed for this task;
1. man
2. partner
3. condom
4. sperm
5. anus
6. mouth
7. desire for the freakiest sex out there

Directions;
After night out wining and dining with your partner you bring them back for some fantastic loving. This is a move for the end of the night. After having sexual intercourse, using a condom and there is a little collection of sperm in the tip. Remove the condom from the shaft of the penis and insert the bottom of the condom in to your anus so that it is hanging down like the fruit of the pawpaw tree. Then get your partner to nibble and suckle at it like a baby pig until all the sperm is removed. After you can spoon.
1. Mmm The North Berwick Nibbler was sooo good

2. I like to do The North Berwick Nibbler every Tuesday
by Callum Russell March 1, 2009
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Sanford North Carolina

ahhhh , Sanford . The most ghetto city in the eastern part of the United states. Also known as the sandtrap and the 919. For some reason , Sanford has 3 Mcdonald’s and 1 big ass mega mall walmart which is odd because the city contains broke ass bitches. Most people that live in Sanford only go to Mcdonald’s to eat off the dollar menu. The only places to go are to the movies or to ghetto ass autumn oaks with all them bad ass kids. Sanford is KNOWN for 2 things , gun violence and tornadoes. It has a shitty ass school system with shitty ass kids. Everyone in Sanford knows each other and are some how related but still manage to fuck each other. In the summer , you can find all the ratchet ass kids at O.T. Sloan fighting. If you live in the projects , you have no room to talk about anybody. For some reason , it’s normal for straight people to act gay which is gay PERIODT. If you live on the east side , your whack asf and if you live on the west side ... gtfo somewhere. Don’t come to sanford unless you want to fuck your cousin. Most people that live in Sanford either have bedbugs or roaches and forget to use deodorant in the summer . If you don’t live in Sanford , stay yo ass away !!!
Hey , wanna go to Sanford North Carolina to fuck your cousin ?
by bby.Sariiah June 7, 2019
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Northport

Northport is a relatively wealthy village in the Huntington township located on the north shore of Long Island. The generally agreed upon characterization of Northport is that it mostly doesn't suck, because due to a number of highly industrious marijuana dealers, there is a healthy supply of purple, king and afghan kush. Also grapefruit haze was here last year, that was good. Every so often cocaine comes to town and that becomes a thing. Coke epidemics have sometimes started on the basis of someone coming back from college with an O and moving it around town. But mostly the drug of choice is weed, and among the more dedicated stoners, acid.

Generally, Northport is an expensive place to live, with housing prices being driven up on the basis that we only have 35 black people, and when a new one arrives everyone is quick to notice and take down their plates. Mostly, the people here live without too much worry about the helter skelter race wars, though some of the smarter ones do.

In the 30's, Antoine de Saint-Exupery lived in a house by Wyatt, and in 1950-ish Jack Kerouac got drunk in a bar in Northport. Then in 1984, Ricky Kasso cut a kid's eyes out and then choked him to death with gravel. To this day people are stilled wowed in the poon about that. He is recognized for his popularization of the drugs LSD and mescaline, as well as making it less gay to listen to Judas Priest.

During the year, there is little meaningful activity to do in Northport. During the day one can fish, swim or windsurf, but at night if you're under 21 and can't get politely inebriated at the Wine Bar or the Yacht Club, your time is best spent getting beligerently inebriated and breaking mailboxes or playing the choking game. Those who live dangerously might venture out into neighboring East-Northport, which is actually south of Northport, but calling themselves South-Northport would just make the people that live there feel like even more of a marginalized and lower class subdivision of Northport, so for the sake of their mental health, town planners made a concerted decision to rely on its slightly eastward positioning, rather than its more obvious southward positioning, when choosing the name.

Northport High School is a central aspect of Northport life, being made up of a large population of over achievers, a few genuinely intelligent people, and an overall air of superiority that makes us 100% sure we can beat you up, though we only really have a 40:60 chance that's in your favor. Our students tend to win Intel Prizes etc. with the intellectual atmosphere being dominated by IB students who think they're really intelligent, but they mostly just work extremely hard so they can end up in a research position at a university where they will be unhappy, while people who do less work and get a business management degree from Hofstra will do marginally better for themselves and be much more satisfied with their family/sex lives.
I just bought a house in Northport, because, I figure, with the relatively small Negro population, aggressively strong strains of Haze, and nationally ranked school system, my children can get into Binghamton and do decently for themselves.
by man blewha April 12, 2009
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Northern Monkey

Any one in England ( Scottish must be Tartan Monkeys?) north of Birmingham who walks like they're the toughest creature on the planet
by Super.slinky October 22, 2003
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northern monkey

A term that southeners call humans from the north of england due to the norths advanced evolutionary state.
Not to be associated with "Jocks"
by 8BallTitan September 21, 2003
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Northern Valley

Northern Valley is a large group of towns in North Eastern New Jersey, one of the most wealthy areas in the United States. Northern Valley mostly consists of mid-upper class residents and has two schools, Northern Valley Regional High School at Old Tappan and Norther Valley Regional High School at Demarest. Out of the two, the Demarest school has a better educational system, looking at the test scores, which are much higher in the Demarest location.

Northern Valley has many towns, the major and most known towns are Old Tappan, Demarest, Norwood, Norhtvale, Closter, Harrington Park, and others, but that's just to name a few major ones.

Both schools have, just like almost every public high school in the United States, some kids that drink underage, smoke, and/or do drugs. Northern Valley Demarest has the same amount of problem students as Northern Valley Old Tappan, but a better educational system, no matter what the other post says. (You can look it up. It's a fact.) There might even be less problem students in Demarest, but there is no way of telling that.

This is an unbiased post, as I am not in either of the Northern Valley high schools, but if I was going to be in one, I would definitely choose Demarest. However, there is no choice for the students, as you are assigned to a school based on how close you are to either school.
Friend1: Even my parents who went to Northern Valley OT (NVOT) say that the education was bad and that they were surrounded by problem students.
Friend2: I'm glad I'm going to NVD.

Friend1: NVD and NVOT have been rival schools for a very long time!
Friend2: Yeah, as long as my grandparents can remember!
by :) New Yorker August 25, 2009
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Northern Virginia

A region adjacent to Virginia close to Washington, DC. Residents are extremely diverse socioeconomically. Cultural resources are generally more accessible closer to Washington, in Arlington and the City of Alexandria. Areas further away, such as Loudon, consist mainly of suburban subdivisions. Residents generally do not consider themselves from the South, and will never say they are from Virginia.
I'm not from Virginia, I'm from Northern Virginia.
by Arlingtonian November 28, 2004
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