Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

Dancer Math by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Girl Math 

knowing that small nutrition changes lead to better results than drastic changes

I lose weight by using girl math. I ate more protein, walked more, and drank more water!

Girl Math by abcdefg123321123 November 3, 2023

narcissist math 

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.

Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.

narcissist math by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

skibiti math 

means having a strict and nice math teacher with skibiti problems he makes lessons less fun by changing everyone around

teacher: Yo mr Pena
kid 1: Can i sit here?
teacher: No we have a plan
kid 2: ur so skibiti math sir.

skibiti math by NiggerArchie November 13, 2023

boy math 

The mathematics behind committing literal financial crimes. Typically boy math can refer to crypto scams, NFTs, or tax evasion.

Did you hear about the Silicon Valley Bank fiasco?
Yeah, that's was some serious boy math.

boy math by boymather November 17, 2023

MAL Math 

Short for “Mar-a-Lago Math.” Questions that creative math educators love to pose to expose the dark businesses and malpractices that often take place there between Mr. Pinocchio and his entourage of rogue advisors and morally corrupt lawmakers: shady deals, illicit affairs, illegal storage of classified documents, doctored valuations, and the like.

One billion-dollar MAL math question that has divided real estate agents and bankers is the value of the notorious Floridian private club, which ranges wildly from $18 million to over $1 billion.

MAL Math by Numerati December 10, 2023

boobie math 

Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼

Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”

boobie math by DJ SS January 16, 2024