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Mathematics 

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.
Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*
Mathematics by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.
Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
Dancer Math by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Girl Math 

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping
Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!
Girl Math by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
TikTok is an app eating up teenagers lives. It has a 13+ age limit but most kids at age 5 knows renegade already.
Yo bro, you saw that new TikTok trend”
“Sorry, what where you saying? I was busy watching TikTok”
TikTok by Tetilosto November 9, 2022