Boujee Food

Food that is noticeably nice and upscale. Essentially things like steak, lobster, crab, shrimp, cooked or grown with care, pride and attention to detail, and generally speaking way out of average people's realistic budgets on a regular basis, if at all ever. Antonym of foods such as spaghetti-o's, hot dogs, nachos, cup of noodles.

Jeff: How much is your filet mignon with lobster and crabmeat on top?
Server: $100
Jeff: And the merlot?
Server: $50 per glass.
Jeff: I'll take both. Boujee food.
Server: Indeed.

by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021

Vegan food

Beaten, abused, tortured, species-confused and identity-confused, over-processed vegetables forced to cross-dress as meat, and then trafficked to primarily woke millennials.

Vegan food is food that nature surely did not intend.

by Kelalaka May 17, 2022

food critic

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

by DropTheDie July 27, 2022

Season food

Disgusting and repulsive food that only season T. would enjoy

looks at green hotdogs "thats season food right there"

by Boibutnotreally March 5, 2022

food ass

When people cook nasty smelling food and it stinks up the office/house.

"My office smells like food ass."

by ktaylor625 October 20, 2008

Baby Food

Refers to a drug lower on the thrill scale than one you currently use, which is obviously superior to that crap. For instance to a heroin addict, baby food might be Percocet or Vicodin.

I left the Baby Food long ago, only The King works for me.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Whole Foods

A disgrace to the natural food industry. Wild Oats is a lot better, and thats a fact. Its proven by their commitment to customer service and quality, which whole foods has niether of.

I took a shot on whole foods doorstep.

by puntang master August 18, 2004