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Douchebrag 

both the act of boasting about douchey things (how may girls you have slept with, beers you drank, how you mistreated/condescended to a girl, etc.) and/or the douchey manner in which it is done (lack of consideration of volume or environment in which it takes place).
Douchebrag (v.): "Johnny just got back from spring break in Cancun. I can't listen to him douchebrag for one more second."

Douchebraggery (n.)

Includes but is not limited to:

Conversing loudly in public about having sex with a girl, at a volume intended for people outside of your group to hear.

Trying to look cool by bragging about how many beers one drank, or intentional degradation of a female.

Using unnecessarily degrading terms in conversations intended to impress.
Douchebrag by Pierre LeBoner September 21, 2013
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"Yeah, the guys was in one of those F-Types. 20 miles over the speed limit. Cut me off. Crossed three lanes of traffic without signaling. All while talking on his phone. Total douchejag."
douchejag by Mr. Snyder February 5, 2019

Slippery Douchbag 

A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.
He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...
Slippery Douchbag by Jade Wilder October 28, 2012

liberal douchebag 

People who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. They are selfish and pompous. These types usually smell like ass and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. These were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.
The West Coast of America is largely inhabited by liberal douchebags.

douchebagedness 

having the qualities of a douchebag
"Those Birkenstocks only add to his douchebagedness."
douchebagedness by tnp May 3, 2006
Person with an enormous, self-inflated ego, cocky attitude and delusions of grandeur with absolutely no merit and massive evidence to the contrary.
www.arthurkade.com , epitome of a douchebag
Douchebag by PhillyDr2B March 24, 2009

doucebagery 

Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*