dildonically challenged

Someone who has no clue what is going on around them and acts like a complete retard 100% of the time.

Dude, will you pay attention and stop acting dildonically challenged.

by Jacob Jamaal September 16, 2007

dildonic

An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.

Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!

by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004

Dildonian

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.

Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

dildoodoo

When someone uses a dildo in their ass and the dildo comes out with shit on it. Otherwise known as a doo doo covered dildo

My dildo has dildoodoo

by John Bowling December 23, 2006

dildick

a prosthetic created using a dildo to replace one's penis. The middle is usually hollowed out to allow urine to pass through.

Billus: "Hey, did you hear about Garvin, he was in a bad car wreck and his dick was cut off in the windshield."

Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."

by Marvelous Mark May 17, 2009

Dildon't

(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.

"That guy's worse than a dildo. He's a dildon't."

by Chanceous September 30, 2007

Dildonic

(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.

Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.

by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009