For many years the Irons of East London have failed miserably to live up to unrealistic expectations they've been set by their pikey caravan dwelling fans. Year after year of failure but still maintain they are bigger than their fiercest rivals Tottenham Hotspur despite having won nothing since 1980. These days the pikey nation only manage to raise their game against North London giants Tottenham Hotspur for 2 games a season...their fans jubilant at every positive result even celebrating draws like they've won the world cup at Wembley....it's just a shame they can't do it to the likes of Watford,Brighton and Newcastle who turn them over with ease. No matter how bad things are a result against their more illustrious North London rivals in N17 will essentially be "their season."Tottenham Hotspur... West Hams cup final team having reached 1 final since 1980.
"West Ham are playing their cup final team at the weekend."
"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"
"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"
"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"
"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"
"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"
"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"
"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"
"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"
"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"
"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"
by Back_to_Reality February 9, 2019
Get the Cup Final Teammug. Before starting his shift, Cam like to perform cup n suck on Jorden,for a nice warm dairy shot before work.
by Scotte so fucking hotte May 24, 2022
Get the Cup n suckmug. Man: Damn dude, that girl Ariana over there is totally not a Last Cup Queen. She lost to that other girl over there by 4 cups.
by Ari's Mom June 4, 2018
Get the Last Cup Queenmug. A hero in many lives who can use his nipples to defeat his enemies. Despite the fact that he has the slowest reaction time in the history of heros, his beautiful, blonde hair always comes out on top; pornstar; disease similar to herpes
Oh gawd, I have T-cup the destroyer.
by Julsaden9 October 26, 2016
Get the T-cup the destroyermug. So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the vagina masturbation cupmug. Hot tea cup is when (My partner grabbed the handle of the hot teacup and then the tea poured all over my partner and it was hot in my anus and on my partners chest.)
by 💊💊💊💊💊 February 21, 2015
Get the hot tea cupmug. by random_boiz October 1, 2020
Get the Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____mug.