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stick that in your pie crust and bake it

Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
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cheesy crust 

Used when describing a penis that developed white muck in the wrinkels around the head due to poor hygiëne.
If it wasn't for my cheesy crust I would have shagged her on the spot.
cheesy crust by Count Von Zeppelin September 18, 2006
the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade
No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crustys on his face
crustys by footballfiend5 February 7, 2009
Those crusty toenails you find on your nans feet.
My nan has many crusters
Cruster by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

pie crust 

That bitch is so old there's nothin' left but pie crust.
pie crust by droppinin August 12, 2008

Cock Crust

When you cum in someones bread while its baking and someone eats it.
mmmm, this is some good bread, whats in it? COCK CRUST!
Cock Crust by MayoSalPhil September 9, 2009

wheat crust 

The crust growing all over an old woman's vagina. Not to mention the puss oozing out of it from all the years of being a prostitute & getting several yeast infections but not caring for them. Therefore, developing a wheat like crust all over her wrinkly, used up lips.
I thought it would be cool to get with my friend's mom last night until she pulled down her panties & had wheat crust all over her sagging pussy lips, I threw up everywhere!
wheat crust by moustacheaficiando January 16, 2011