bloodsucking blowjob 

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

bloodsucking blowjob by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

National Blowjob day by Aizakku October 1, 2019

national blowjob day

on october 31 everyone can get a blowjob

“hey did you remind allie that it’s national blowjob day?”

national blowjob day by tablechair123 October 13, 2019

National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.

3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend

National blowjob weekend by Official Days October 29, 2019

Baby Blowjob 

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."

Baby Blowjob by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019

seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

seasoned blowjob by Bawgg January 14, 2020

Alabama blowjobber 

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.

Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.

Alabama blowjobber by Truck fucker April 15, 2020