visualize my asshole

The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.
Why don’t you visualize my asshole?
by Dr Bunnygirl May 02, 2021
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5-Star Asshole

Someone who is a reprehensible and exceptionally heinous jerk.
Let me show you that I too can be a superlative 5-Star Asshole!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020
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major league asshole

major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole
George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times
by littlejimmie November 18, 2019
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Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.
"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."
by Gingy1992 August 05, 2014
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Holy Snapping Assholes

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.
Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

by Hiccup August 02, 2006
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a very stable asshole

It has become apparent to most of us as we head into this impeachment inquiry that the Pussy Grabber in Chief is a very stable asshole.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2019
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