You've started to resemble our father a bit

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit

You've started to resemble our father a bit by ZekeYeager February 18, 2021

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national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt

boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*

national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021

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you play Russian Roulette with a glock

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.

Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug

you play Russian Roulette with a glock by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021

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You will be inlaid upon a statue

The "ultimate" punish ment given by Baal, when really she is just locking you away where only she can reach you

Raiden shogun:*pulls of booba sword* You will be inlaid upon a statue
Your simp ass: :)

You will be inlaid upon a statue by sjiwkw November 23, 2021

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can i ask you a petro

another way of saying “can i ask you a question”

friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?

friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?

can i ask you a petro by theriddler123 November 15, 2022

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haven't seen you in a larry

Urban colloquial form of the phrase 'Haven't seen you in a while' with the lexeme 'Larry' serving as a unknown unit of time.

Kohy mate... Haven't seen you in a larry. Where've you been?

haven't seen you in a larry by Congklak September 21, 2017

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Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill

Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019

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