second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

Farrell's Second

The equivalent of two seconds.

Kevin seems to be counting down by a Farrell's Second like the cheater he is.

by SamTheGriff August 2, 2019

second cousin-aunt

Parent's female second cousin.

My second cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second uno reverse

The second uno reverse is meant to counter an uno reverse, thereby breaking quantum physics laws, ending the world as we know it.

Brad: ur mom is fat
Lawrence: uno reverse
Brad: Second uno reverse
Lawrence: *dies from laws of quantum physics being broken*

by Hazodaki October 2, 2022

second-cousin

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

Second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

second great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010