Bed

What you sleep on U crackhead

aight, Imma take a nap on my bed

by Ur_FBI_Agent March 11, 2020

bed

stands for bullimic eating disorder on ed twitter

ed twt: what ed do you have?
anyone: bed

by urbandicrionaryfan March 14, 2023

Bed and breakfast

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

in bed with

having sex with.

"I caught him in bed with another woman"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Forever bed

A term used for babie/children’s coffin to bring comfort to their family

Sleep tight in your forever bed Isaac Jakob

by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020