Pre man

A adolescent boy

The pre man always have something fun to do

by 459395 April 11, 2022

Man Points

Seriously guy, the social credit score I have completed fabricated within the confines of my retarded midget mind is REAL! It's REAL guys!

A midget who looks like a fairy "I got a man points!"

Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."

by Hym Iam January 18, 2025

man servant

A man servant is a male specimen who’s phallus, also known as the penis, is smaller than his fellow male cohorts. This man is to spend his life slaving in all capacities for any male who’s genitalia appears larger than his own. A male servant is also known as a “beta male”.

“My man servant serviced me earlier today, he is a very loyal slave.”

by Alph4Mal3 September 9, 2021

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Black man

A man who has black skin and is a hottie. Usually funnier than white men. And every time they have a bigger schlong than white men therefore they get more game. Some of the hottest black men are, mike tyson, kai cenat, and ishowspeed. They live in the hood they always be packing heat and you will never catch them lacking.

That black man is in the hood and has a gun and he is talking to a bunch of girls who thinks he is hot and funny.

by Black man aka Nigg-uh November 12, 2024

Moth Man

A guy who is always looking to spread his wings and seek the light in any given situation.

“Omg Cristina! Did you see Matt playing the guitar by the fire? He’s such a moth man!”

by ItWillNeverGetOld January 15, 2024

Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.

Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021