A metric zombie is the byproduct of an American citizen converting to the metric system.
An American learning the metric system.
An American learning the metric system.
Dude! Everyone at the mall is acting wierd!
I know. Theyre metric zombies, that damn European store is infecting everyone
Tommy hasn't been the same since his trip to Japan.
I think he's a metric zombie.
I know. Theyre metric zombies, that damn European store is infecting everyone
Tommy hasn't been the same since his trip to Japan.
I think he's a metric zombie.
by JT_america October 7, 2009
Get the Metric Zombies mug.The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.
"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".
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Spidermans partner/wrestling captain in fighting the Green Goblin. They fight side by side all night and day until finally the Goblin is defeated. Whenever duty calls, Spiderman and the Zombie Commander Cheef are ready to hit that Goblin and rip him till he is all cashed!
Civilian: Spiderman! Zombie Commander Cheef! The Green Goblin iz attacking!!!
Spiderman: Right! We iz on our way honorable civiliain of society!
Zombie Commander Cheef: Know what I mean?
Spiderman: Sure thing.
Spiderman: Right! We iz on our way honorable civiliain of society!
Zombie Commander Cheef: Know what I mean?
Spiderman: Sure thing.
by Drowz E May 7, 2009
Get the Zombie Commander Cheef mug.1. Some one who laughs at something but lags during the laugh.
2. When you hit some one and they "Lag" about it.
3. A real living dead zombie that lags.
2. When you hit some one and they "Lag" about it.
3. A real living dead zombie that lags.
Mootsey: Hits a person
Person: "oh my god thats so true!"
1 Minute later
Person: "OW"
Mootsey: "LAG ZOMBIE!" points at person
Person: "oh my god thats so true!"
1 Minute later
Person: "OW"
Mootsey: "LAG ZOMBIE!" points at person
by Mootsey June 19, 2007
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Get the Zombie mug.Dave does a Zombie Flip.
Bunny: Wow, how did you do that...
Dave: whaa?
Bunny: You ok?
Dave falls over, dizzy from the flip.
Bunny: Wow, how did you do that...
Dave: whaa?
Bunny: You ok?
Dave falls over, dizzy from the flip.
by Bunny420. June 25, 2009
Get the Zombie Flip mug.The act of drinking with a bottle in each hand, while two stepping, then passing out due to intoxication.
"Damn that guy is so drunk dancing" "He's downing two drinks at once" he's dancing around just like a zombie. "That guys ZOMBIED"
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