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Zombied

When someone you dated, had a one night stand with, or was a fwb that ghosted you and comes back later.
Becky, I just got zombied by that guy I banged from Baja Sharkeez a year ago!
by Ondanan March 18, 2018
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1. To be incapable of functioning like a normal human being, either due to a lack of sleep or exorbitant consumption of alcohol.

2. To cause one to be weary or dramatically reduce one's physical and mental reaction times.

3. To be bitten, and therefore transformed into a zombie.
1. Man, I'm totally zombied after that party last night.

2. Staying up until five in the morning every day really zombied Laura.

3. Oh no! They just zombied Steve! Run for your lives!
by Dan in Real Life March 10, 2008
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To walk in a tired-like way. Walking during a hang over. Taking a walk after waking up.
He zombied over to the sink to brush his teeth.
by Lindsey Little November 27, 2007
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The act of making someone look in another direction, so that when they look back at you you have a ridiculous face on with your eyes rolled back and your tongue sticking out, looking like the pervebial zombie. This is done a lot in schools like La Salle and Columbus.

This was made famous by David Guerra (the biggest boss that you have seen thus far).
Dude i just zombied Mr. Isenberg, he was so mad that I was afraid that he would have a heart attack, you know being that he is 105 years old and all.

Get zombied on niggit!

I tried to zombie my bitch of girlfriend and that cunt had the nerve to slap me in the face.
by David Guerra May 5, 2008
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Being drunk to the point where others could possibly mistake you for a zombie. Key points of interest being wobbly legs, crooked shoulders, incoherent mumbling and an open drooling mouth. Other signs are ripped/dirty clothing from falling down a hill or randomly rolling around in a field.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
"Yeah, he got totally zombied and crashed a speedboat into a helicopter."
"Crazy shit, huh?"
"Yarp."
by MajiksMonster August 20, 2009
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to be attacked from behind by a zombie

mostly applies to zombie video games (specifically left for dead or call of duty)

can be used in real life application
Person #1: Ok, I got the two downstairs windows.

Person #2: I got the upstairs window.

Person #1: What about the other window?

Person #2: What other window?

(Person #2 is incapitated)

Person #1: Aw man.... You just got zombied!
by theHoopster December 24, 2010
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ZOMBIED

The act of drinking with a bottle in each hand, while two stepping, then passing out due to intoxication.
"Damn that guy is so drunk dancing" "He's downing two drinks at once" he's dancing around just like a zombie. "That guys ZOMBIED"
by Skygrafik November 13, 2013
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