Joe Gies

Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.

10 year highschool reunion "Hey Joe Gies, did you shave your head."
Answer "No you asshole."

by El-TIGRE March 30, 2009

Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.

Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.

by Evan Lang December 23, 2021

Squishy Joe

The act of urinating in your partner's rectum during anal intercourse.

"Hey Ernest, how about you let Brian give you a squishy joe??

by Stick May 06, 2004

billie joe

hotness it's self..he is the j o s of my little world..I LOVE BILLIE-JOE!

billie joe is so hot

by william-joe December 04, 2005

G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

by cootergirl August 19, 2008

Joe Dog

a penis

Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe Dog.

The minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe Dog.

My Joe Dog is bigger than yours.

by Buddy Whackett September 16, 2008

Joe Bisexual

Joe Biden but with bisexual as his last name. Similar to Donald Hump/ Donald Cunt.

Did you see Joe Bisexual last night!?

by im not a newb November 01, 2020