When a group of male Florida Gator football fans, wearing jorts, are engaged in a pregame ritual that resembles a cross between the Oklahoma drill and a circle jerk and includes participants gyrating against one another and/or chest bumping.
Dude, Jaredd and his Gator buddies were jortin off before the Georgia, Florida game. Jaredd looked like the pivot man.
by FiveFifty November 4, 2019
Get the jortin off mug.When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.
by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017
Get the Crock Off mug.A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.
by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017
Get the dong off mug.A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.
Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"
Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"
Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"
Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
by Oblivicho February 15, 2015
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Get the Endz Off mug.A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not
by DreadfulControversy October 24, 2011
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by AnnoyingBoomer September 11, 2021
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