Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.

Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.

by Evan Lang December 22, 2021

Squishy Joe

The act of urinating in your partner's rectum during anal intercourse.

"Hey Ernest, how about you let Brian give you a squishy joe??

by Stick May 5, 2004

billie joe

hotness it's self..he is the j o s of my little world..I LOVE BILLIE-JOE!

billie joe is so hot

by william-joe December 28, 2005

G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

by cootergirl October 13, 2008

The plumber joe

Shitting on a girls asshole and fucking it inside her.

1. Shit on a girls ass preferably near the asshole.

2. Then the Plumber Joe starts to fuck the shit into the girls ass.
3. She shits it out back on your face and gets a strap on and fucks it into your mouth.

by Mountaindew addict whore January 25, 2011

sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

by ObamaC May 27, 2010

Joe Gosling

To grow dreadlocks whilst being Caucasian.

Your blonde hair is looking a bit matted... You doing a Joe Gosling?

by Define_Ruthie January 17, 2009