Jesus Cardona 

Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.

The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).

latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.

"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "

"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."

"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"

Jesus Cardona by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009

Jesus Feet 

Jesus Feet are basically just messed up feet.

You could say someone has Jesus Feet if their feet are very wrinkled, cut up, bleeding, dirty, crusty, nasty, etc.

They are called Jesus Feet because Jesus had to walk everywhere and so his feet were extremely messed up.

Anyone with nasty, messed up feet can be said to have Jesus Feet.

Jesus Feet by Tyler3777 July 25, 2008

jesus jams 

Contemporary Christian music.

Check out these new jesus jams.

jesus jams by demiduce May 26, 2005

jesus fish 

A piece of fish-shaped plastic, usually made in China, designed to stick to the rear of mainly American owned vehicles to demonstrate to the rest of the world that the bearer prefers to ignore irrefutable evidence discovered by the most brilliant minds in science and base their smug, superior public personas on fairy tales and superstition, whilst engaging in closeted guilt-ridden sessions of drug-fuelled sexual deviance and other hypocrisy.

Rev. Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, Pat Robertson, God I hate those jesus fish people

jesus fish by Theotherrichard March 17, 2008

Jesus, the Multiplier

When you allow Jesus’ favor, wisdom, and power to grow your small or insignificant beginnings, just as He took a boy’s “five loaves and two fish” to multiplying them to feed five thousand-odd people.

Be it your career, business, or relationship, let Jesus, the multiplier, be part of the little you have, and witness His power in multiplying them beyond your dream or imagination.

Jesus, the Multiplier by MathPlus December 15, 2018

jesus cookies 

a sarcatic way of answering the question "what r u eating?"

"Joe, what are you eating?"
"Jesus cookies"

jesus cookies by bob saget lova January 11, 2009

jesus flip 

flip of the hair,or a metophor for masterbation.
it is basically a word that you can make up a defintion for,because it doesnt have a real definition.

i like your jesus flip!!

do you want to help me flip my jesus after school?

i belive that EVERYONE should flip their jesus at least once a day.The only problem is,you'll need to have gloves,a hannah montana cd,and a towel with you.

jesus flip by the biggest def leppard fan! November 8, 2009